Thursday, February 09, 2012

The Survey

What are some of your personal goals in life?
I would like make possible cats and mice eat together. I think you understand what I mean.................

No. No, I really don't.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Erm...

"...so-and-so must be spinning in his cubicle when he hears about this security issue..."

Monday, January 16, 2012

Best line in The Bachelor tonight

On a scale of one to ten, I feel like i'm going to throw up...

Monday, January 09, 2012

Oh boy.

First and only sentence in the profile:
I don't go out to bars and I don't dance. I find them to be a complete waist of time.
First impression: you must be a really fun loving guy.

Wednesday, January 04, 2012

My driveway

I believe I have mentioned that I have pretty interesting neighbours. There's nothing that says wacky like getting a text in the middle of the night, waking you up, announcing that the family of four have had a family meeting about you pointing out that them driving out across their driveway onto the grass and onto your driveway makes it difficult to get the snowblower across the snow they're building up and packing down on your already shovelled and very neat and tidy driveway and that they're "...sorry for using your driveway, you are a great neighbour and we should respect your driveway. Thanks :)"

Thanks for waking me up to announce a successful WTFM. (White Trash Family Meeting or WTF! Meeting)

Tuesday, January 03, 2012

Hip Waders Guy says...

Guy in hip waders holding two fish. Possible connection with me? It's impossible at this point.

Oh wait! it gets worse:
Subject: a compalment jest wanted to say you look butefull ,you have a nice smile, worm and will coming !! I would love to know more about you !!
Hi there,
English must not be your first language?
What is your name?
Regards,
etc.

Yes English is my only language , I am a wilder by trade , but spilling is not my strong sute ! 

Listen... I'm pretty sure you're pulling my leg.

Friday, December 30, 2011

Lookin for sum1 too

The thing I am looking for in a person is: A really good sense of humour, must like movies, and my dog. I just want someone too be there, through good and bad times. Looking for some too love, and care for. It seems, like not alot, but is so hard too really meet someone, know a days.

It does seem like a lot for people to like movies and puppies. Like nearly impossible.

Just once I'd like to read a profile that does not say I like movies, do you like movies?

Just once I would also like to see: A Lot. Not an alot.
To: also, in addition, as well.
Too: very. excessive. more than.
Know: understand. be aware. have information.
Now: present. this moment. today, in fact.
nowadays: At the present time, in contrast with the past.

Word, Guy. Looking for sum 1 too.