To my favorite Canada Post Carrier Person (formerly known as Mailman):

I've decided I want to become a Postie like you. I can imagine how nice it would be to be a mail carrier and walk in the fresh air all day and not talk to anyone. I'd get to leave nasty notes about staples in envelopes and uncleared walks in peoples mail boxes and decide that people don't deserve mail based on my mood on any given day!

Thank you for your example to me. I wish I could be just like you.

Hello Everyone,
I have decided for sure to become an unemployed bum, leading of course to homelessness and hanging around at Tim Horton's bothering people for spare change.
I have decided to not have an email address or phone.
Please don't call me to ask me to change my mind.
I won't!
So don't even try.

I'm so bored. But glad.

I quit!!

My job, that is. Decided as I walked in that I didn't want to help sell the product to unsuspecting dupes, even if they are dupes. I was at home before 10:30am.