"We should be able to calculate the velocity of the wind by the angle of the rain."
Friday, July 29, 2011
How to tell I work with nerds
...besides, you know, the pocket protectors and lack of any personality:
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
This may be my superpower
Mid-afternoon power outage throws the office into a disarray. I get up to go for a walk and there's people stuck in the elevators banging on the doors and people come out of the bathrooms all disoriented.
I say to the help desk: "Why is the internet not working!!"
Glares all around...
"Guys! 'Lighten' up, it's a joke!"
See what I did there?? When the power goes out I'm still really funny!
I say to the help desk: "Why is the internet not working!!"
Glares all around...
"Guys! 'Lighten' up, it's a joke!"
See what I did there?? When the power goes out I'm still really funny!
Thursday, July 07, 2011
Pro Tip!
It's easier to not work when your account is locked out.
It's even easier when IT "accidentally" deletes 250 accounts.
It's even easier when IT "accidentally" deletes 250 accounts.
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