Friday, July 29, 2011

How to tell I work with nerds

...besides, you know, the pocket protectors and lack of any personality:
"We should be able to calculate the velocity of the wind by the angle of the rain."

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

This may be my superpower

Mid-afternoon power outage throws the office into a disarray. I get up to go for a walk and there's people stuck in the elevators banging on the doors and people come out of the bathrooms all disoriented.

I say to the help desk: "Why is the internet not working!!"
Glares all around...
"Guys! 'Lighten' up, it's a joke!"

See what I did there?? When the power goes out I'm still really funny!

Thursday, July 07, 2011

Pro Tip!

It's easier to not work when your account is locked out.
It's even easier when IT "accidentally" deletes 250 accounts.