Feeling Sorry For Myself Because No One Else Will

I felt so sick from being tired. One night I turned off the light around 1:15 am and all I could hear was my uncle SNORING next door -- so I went upstairs to escape to the living room couch and found his girlfriend on the couch, also having escaped the noise. I bunked on the short couch until she started snoring too, after which I went to the crappy love seat at the back door. :(

I am kicked out of my house due to no bathroom,
I gave up my room at my parents for them to sleep in,
to sleep in the guest room,
only to give up the guest room for my uncle,
only to sleep on a foamy in the storage room,
only to escape the snoring to the living room,
only to escape to sleep by the back door.

Who feels sorry for me?? ME.

What'd you do on the weekend?

I cut myself with a sharp knife, a mandoline, the garbage can lid and a cardboard box.

The cardboard box cut is not even as bad as the mandoline cut on the top of my middle finger. It is very sharp. I should probably use the saftey thingy, but Danger is my middle name.

Office 2007

What'd they do to office?? This is not great. Where is the handy tool bars we know and love? Where is my new document button?? Where is the FILE menu??????????????? Luckily I know ctrl+n. Apparently MS did "research". I guess the people they asked were all MS partners and really liked the start button pfft... so they put a big button on the top - click here to do everything, but shhh, don't label the button. apparently everyone they asked is retarded.

WTF, we finally get all the admins trained to type letters ok and then they change fing word

Gimme back my GST!!!

Today on the way to catch my afternoon bus I passed a white haired fogey with a big chin. "Whoa," I thought, "that totally looked like Brian Mulroney."

Yup and dammit!! I missed my chance to kick him!! His quote for the day "I'm the former dictator of Canada" - har har. Thanks a lot Brian.

Add him to the list of infamous people I've seen:

Kirsty Alley - in a park, bitching at her assistant, on location in a made-for-TV movie before she made her so-called comeback
Ralph Klein - in a park in Calgary, the same park Kirsty was in
Joe Clark - in Kensington in Calgary with his wife just walking down the street
Brian Mulroney - on Jasper Ave, wandering with only one other guy

FUNEE!

How sad is it that I've discussed this exact equation before and the dating pool of eligibles??

In my expert opinion however, it is a load of crock. Both theories are a load.

HP vs Toshiba

So the former laptop with it's goofy keyboard is no more. One night while programming I had to reboot the computer to get my quotation marks back and that was it... enough anger!!

Now I have a HP. It is 11.6 lbs, 17,4 in. Size does matter. However the Toshiba was easier to setup. It was not worth, however, the anger dealing with the keyboard.

Supporting the French and losing out on business. For shame. I was almost as mad about this bad business idea as I was about the soup.

Programming

I didn't really give most people any heads up I was quitting and going back to school... I don't really have a reason except that it was kind of up in the air and it's not really anyone's business. Here is also why:

Other People: Back to school?? What are you taking?
Me: Programming.
Other People: Really? What kind of programming?
Me: Oh, microwaves, VCRs, clocks, that sort of thing.
Other People: REally??
Me: No of course not you moron. Compjuters.

On Banks

Banks like to hire Ed grads. Why I do not know. This is why banks are totally retarded.

hey french!

apparently my new laptop keyboard was accidentally changed to the french setting hence no hats and only backticks.

HAHHAHAHAHHA I really hate the board. They've got a non-standard keyboard with an extra line of keys in between L and enter. AKA A FRENCH BOARD.

hyjhijooipkihuuihuihuiokioji\./\`


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this is going back to the store

:dorks:

Naruto is magna. It has become anime because the graphic novels were so popular. There are four or five villages, and I now know this because someone was preparing himself for the day in the student lounge by tying a purple ninja bandana with a metal plate to his head.

Dorks live here. This is what I now know...

Survey School

Today at lunch I was dumbfounded when I glanced out of the window on a cloudly dreary day, onto a beautiful green lawn and noticed 20 surveying students, apparently learning how to survey. Who knew!

This truck has...

This truck has two front ends.

This pizza has...

On an Elementary School playground. Of all places.

The Rules

I'm thinking of a new rule that when people buy $300 mp3 players they are required to shell out for a decent pair of headphones too... a pair that channels their music directly into their brain, and not out into the rest of the bus. It's the most annoying cacophony of east indian (dingadingalinga) and thrasher metal (screaming) and techno (duffduffduff) on the bus every morning. Yesterday I swore some big dude was listening to the soundtrack to Dirty Dancing.

This is not ok with me.