Dear Systems Administrator(s),

I have password rage, and I really can't be responsible for so many passwords in my condition. It's kind of like short-term memory loss, but really more like long-term obscure remembering ability and short-term forgetting ability. It's very rare and serious and usually happens when I meet new people or get a new password... I know it's all very confusing to you, but I'm serious. My backgammon game with my friend is just not really that much of a secret, so if we could just cut it out with the passwords I'd feel better about myself.