Arg!

The kind of people:

• who want you to inexplicably phone a man and ask about a "dongle"
• are racists, but are immigrants themselves
• can't work unless you're watching
• can't solve any problems unless you reason it out for them
  
• will not be where they are supposed to be 99% of the time
  
• will interrupt you working, because if you're there, it must be to visit them
• want you to throw a party and invite them
• want you to get married so you can invite them to the party
• want you to replace all the cables instead of troubleshooting crappy hardware
• send you error messages but don't tell you what application it was for
• send you 4 MB error messages via email
  
• ask you if you heard about a gang swarming but preface it by way of telling you a 15 minute story about visiting a 9 1/2 lb newborn in the hospital
• assume that you have the same interests and hobbies, and if by chance you do, just assume your interest or hobby is at the same level of crazy theirs is
  

Fun shirt

Some people I hung out with yesterday needed this shirt.

I don't understand how people can brag that they don't have a computer at home and cannot google, not even for work because they "CAN NEVER FIND ANYTHING!" :insert double pounding fists ridiculous sulk here:

It is because you do not practice the internet grasshopper. Also because you are a webtard. But it's ok, I still like you. Just not a whole lot.

Self Checkouts

What is the soccer mom with a cart full of goods doing at the grocery store lunch at the self checkouts?? Same with the Grams and Grandpops desperately trying to figure out this new-fangled technology! Seriously, the store employs people that will help you on check-outs 1-15... let the rest of us with a sandwich and a magazine just rush through already!

Spoiled!

This weekend a friend and I were discussing cars we wouldn't buy because they don't have spoilers, and cars that should have spoilers, but for whatever reason came without a spoiler, but shouldn't have. Like a Civic, of any year, looks ridiculous without a spoiler, especially the newer ones which look like eggs.

But here is the one car I wouldn't buy, even though as you can see, it has a very nice spoiler.

www.peopleofwalmart.com

Booyeah!

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For real.
Someone saved this song on their hard drive.

Toolbars: collect the whole set!

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I see you are missing a few toolbars! You should get on that!

honestly. what is wrong with people?