Meeting minutes

Here are the take-aways from my last meeting:

• I'm sitting next to a woman wearing at least a can of hairspray on her head.
• Q: Why is she wearing that much hairspray?
  A: Side ponytail.
• Q: When is the last time a female should get away with wearing a side ponytail?
  A: Grade 6.

Halp!

When I start a new document, why does it automatically start in Times Roman? I prefer the default to be Ariel.

 Ariel is a mermaid. Hope that helps!