Family Therapy

After all the family togetherness this season I think it might be appropriate to get some therapy.

But I guess I'll wait until after New Year's when the next batch of family arrive.

Abgelutscht

Oh what fun it is to be... abgelutscht on a staircase by an Oma. Last night at church this Oma I know only slightly was kissing and slobbering all over my cheek. In my revulsion and panic to get away I nearly pushed the old lady down the stairs. Staircase kissing isn't very safe.

Nano!

Nano nano nano nano nano!!! I love my iPod Nano!

You'd think they'd want money

Third only to phone/cell phone companies and banks in the "Unhelpful and annoying customer service phone lines" are utility companies I found out today. You'd think they want money for services provided, but not only can banks not add your utility to your list of billers online, and not only do their websites not accept online payments, neither do their customer service lines!! Yep. That's right, tried the bank online, drove to an ABM, tried online again, tried their website and nothing. Called them and the helpful guy told me that unless my power was being cut off they couldn't process a payment for me.

List # 10047: Spelling mistakes I HATE.

If you know me at all, you know I love lists. Here's one I have always had in the back of my brain.

Spelling mistakes I HATE:

1. Definately
2. Alot
3. of coarse

Look familiar?

Coughing and Sneezing

People who have hacking attacks are so annoying. I can't even convey how much subconcious anger I feel when people get a coughing fit.

Same goes for loud explosive sneezes.

not as smart as me.

I am a true skeptic. If I'm talking to someone, I always start with the assumption that the other person is a total dork.

Usually, I'm right.