In my cube

M: do you have a black felt marker?
A: Not here...
M: oh. too bad. I would draw moustaches on the glass in my office and pretend when people are looking at me that they are french.

Minding my own

My sister texts me:

Um so standing at the bus stop minding my own business and there's a bum laying on his side on the other side of the bench. i look over and all of a sudden there is a stream of liquid coming from him. does not even bother to stand to pee. just lets it go. by the time my bus came he had rolled over into it. and we wonder why they smell so rank

Odd

odd: people who have email addresses in their email signatures
odder: people who email you to ask for your email address so they can send you something

My sister writes

So I bought a flask/thermos thingy from the dollar store this week so I can take milk to work and eat my cereal at my desk. Turns out it is not very water tight. Although this is not entirely too surprising to me being that I paid a dollar for it, I am still disappointed.

Perspective on the bad day

Some days you may have to take 3 midol to be able to start the day, but your neighbours' house and garage burning to the ground puts your day into perspective.