How the body works.

I was given a lecture this weekend on how come cooking with oil is better for your body than butter:

Butter, you see, is a solid. For example when used in cooking, it will melt and then fiendishly it will return to a solid and plug your arteries. Yes, despite your warmish-temperature of 37.0 °C (98.6 °F). 

Given my love of cheese, I'm incredibly worried. No wait, that's not science: that's ridiculous!

An IT joke

Q: How many IT people does it take to troubleshoot a coffee machine?

A: Six. But only if one of them has a paper clip, IT's secret weapon!