Thursday, September 24, 2009

Arg!

The kind of people:
  • who want you to inexplicably phone a man and ask about a "dongle"
  • are racists, but are immigrants themselves
  • can't work unless you're watching
  • can't solve any problems unless you reason it out for them
  • will not be where they are supposed to be 99% of the time
  • will interrupt you working, because if you're there, it must be to visit them
  • want you to throw a party and invite them
  • want you to get married so you can invite them to the party
  • want you to replace all the cables instead of troubleshooting crappy hardware
  • send you error messages but don't tell you what application it was for
  • send you 4 MB error messages via email
  • ask you if you heard about a gang swarming but preface it by way of telling you a 15 minute story about visiting a 9 1/2 lb newborn in the hospital
  • assume that you have the same interests and hobbies, and if by chance you do, just assume your interest or hobby is at the same level of crazy theirs is

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Erm... so does this mean you're not going to throw a party and invite me?

Pink Lemonade said...

Trust me Sean, if I have a party I will invite you!!

I do want to add the annoying guy who *swears* he saw you at a wedding/bar/party last weekend, and when you say it wasn't you he will insist you must have a twin or a cousin or someone that looks exactly like you.