Swiss chicken

A: Want to grab lunch with me?
M: Sure. Where?
A: I’m not sure – something halfway between you and I? I’m looking at a map.
M: Let's.
A: Did you maybe want to do the Swiss chicken or something?
M: We are not 65. Do you think they'll let us in?
A: Hmmm..that’s tough. I have a fake senior discount card, and with my receding hairline, it’s becoming easier and easier to use.
M: HAHAHAHAHA ok if you want Swiss chicken I'll meet you there at 12:05